Thanksgiving Funny Quotes,Messages, Wishes 2016, SMS, Memes

Thanksgiving Funny Quotes,Messages, Wishes 2016, SMS, Memes

Thanksgiving Funny Quotes,Messages, Wishes 2016, SMS, Memes : –Fun is a very important part of our life. Without fun life becomes boring. Everyone has different funny ideas in one’s life. We should spent best time with our families and parents. We must laugh with them and make them laugh. Their smiling faces should be the most precious thing for us. Hug your loving ones and show how much you love and care them. Life is too short. Sometimes it doesn’t give us a second to express our feelings. So always keep laughing with your loving ones and try to feel their happiness. Laughing is the biggest medicine. We are sharing with you funny and amusing Thanksgiving Day Quotes. Please have a look on our collection. Thanksgiving Messages 2016

Thanksgiving Funny Quotes,Messages, Wishes 2016, SMS, Memes
Thanksgiving Funny Quotes,Messages, Wishes 2016, SMS, Memes

“I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” —Jon Stewart


“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and
throw them out.” —Nicole Hollander


Guidance for Thanksgiving Celebrations

“Thanksgiving an emotional time. People travel

thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a
year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” —
Johnny Carson—Thanksgiving Day Quotes 2016


“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it
through the beak.” —Phyllis Diller


Unforgettable Thanksgiving Quotes

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a
beverage.” —Erma Bombeck


“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —
Kevin James


“If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long
enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey
ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to
tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.” —Mitch Hedberg


Amusing Thanksgiving Quotes

“The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how
about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that
every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that
annoy the hell out of us?’” —Jim Gaffigan


“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday
with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” —Howie
Mandel


“I approximate the Black Friday experience at home by
hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then
ordering online.” —Kumail Nanjiani


Stress Free Thanksgiving Notes

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake,
zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” —Jim Davis


“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s
tasted better the day before.” —Rita Rudner


Funny Thank You Notes

“Even though we’re a week and a half away from
Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.”
—Richard Roeper


“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you
have to let your bathrobe out.” —Jay Leno


Funny Thanksgiving Naughty Quotes

“Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun.
That shotgun going, Blam! Everybody at the supermarket
just staring. Why track them when I know where they
are?” —Kenny Rogerson


“We’re having something different this year for
Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan.
You get more stuffing.” —George Carlin

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